I would like to know how to be as smart symbol as Norm Macdonald

Norm Macdonald was a stand up comedian

He seemed very smart I would like to know what math equations that would allow me to become as smart as Norm Macdonald? I’m assuming the math equation that allowed norm Macdonald smart was et/ you know what I mean extresl terrestrial/ alien. Maybe you can teach me the math equations need to be smart like norm Macdonald the comedian. Or symbol that makes you smart or sound? I would like to know why and what made norm Macdonald so smart.

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