UberBlack driver

Experienced driver wanted for UberBlack service, must have good driving knowledge of Los Angeles, LAX and O.C, JWA. Must have clean driving record (no tickets or accidents in last 3 years) and be able to supply a DMV printout, must have black suit, white shirt and black tie. Please submit resume. Will provide late model Cadillac Escalade or similar + gas card. Compensation TBA.