Lawyer wanted

I’m seeking a lawyer who will assist in drafting some court documents and arguments for a case where I’m being sued. I want to argue that they have not served me appropriately as I live abroad. I’m also homeless so I would like to inform the court of this situation. I only have 500 dollars for this assistance so it’s close to pro bono work I need done. The case involves a personal guaranty I gave on a film investment for 2m. Please send me your phone number and email and I’ll reply within the hour.