busy young ceo needs personal assistant with strong writing background (hollywood hills)

Hi,

I am a highly functioning, extraordinarily talented, constantly busy Entrepeneur living in the Hollywood hills.

I need someone that can come in and make my life. easier. Without having to be given an instruction manual.

Tidying up, organizing will probably be your best used asset in this position, so please don't apply unless you are an unapologetically clean, organized person. I'm not dirty, but I have a lot of things. A lot of nice things, that do not go unmissed.

I am laid back, casual to a degree, but I am also not a sleeping cat.

I am young and I am pretty but I am smarter than a fox. My kindness is NOT weakness and if you are testy you will find your way out the door quicker than you could have finished your thought.

Zero tolerance for lies, games, anything but the truth, anything but relevant information (please keep small talk, chitter chatter to an absolute minimum as my brain capacity simply can not retain information unless it is of highly critical value).

NDA is required to meet and to work on premises of the home.

Home highly secured with visible cameras in all common rooms including master bedroom. Please anticipate for your actions to be recorded from the moment you enter my home to the moment you depart. This is for my safety and security purposes ONLY. Unless you are shady and have no good intentions then you will not find that sentence to be particularly off-putting to you.

I see everything, hear everything, remember everything, will find out everything. Unless you are shady and have no good intentions then you will not find that sentence to be particularly off-putting to you.

I work best with females who are nonjudgmental, and non jealous.

Please do not make our working relationship anything more than it is.

I have such seriously limited time, I need someone to do all of my basic functionalities of life such as: opening my mail, replying to important mail, answering my phone calls, making important phone calls back. Dealing with phone calls, appointment scheduling. All the rage.

I am always at home. I hate leaving. Pre quarantine, post quarantine, all the same.

Need someone to go out to run general errands for me, check P.O. box, dry cleaners, prescriptions, etc.

Please do not apply if you have zero personal assisting experience.

I am an honest, fair, and direct person. I appreciate people that can do their job.

Starting by, showing up on time.

Yes. I get it. "LA Traffic".

I have yet to see on the news that there has been a sudden influx of los angelenos that have fled the city. That being said, please always operate in the mindset that you are going to hit the craziest "LA Traffic". Best case scenario, you are early and can grab us both Starbucks! Feel free to take a detour scenic route through the hills to capture some nice skyline photos that I can post later on my social media. Bonus points.

Thanks!